when a relative insults you in front of the family and you just have to take it
i wasn’t this gay before i got tumblr
before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.
i have a love/hate relationship with eating
i’m just thinking about how many people are not fortunate enough to ever be found when they are kidnapped, and are subjected to sexual and physical abuse and in a lot of cases, murder.. it’s so scary to think how many people go missing a day and how many are unsolved and no one knows what happened to them.. like you can be living your life one day and the next you’re gone without a trace and no one will ever know what happened to you
why do i do stupid things in front of the guy i like why
woah man tornado wornado in effect
DID I SERIOUSLY SAY FRICKIN TORNADO WARNADO OH MY GOD I MEANT WARNING
we have the possibility of a tornado-wornado, so please keep all your doorsie-woorsies locked, and make sure close your windows. We don’t want your housie-wouse to be blown away now do we!!
i swear to god
i WISH i had the energy/motivation to look good for school but i just don’t so i’d like to apologize for anyone who has to see me during the day ya sorry about that